Greetings

Salutations stranger. Do you have a username and a password? Yes? If so proceed to the login point. No? Oh well hello then potential friend.

I am Sir Donald the 15th Alabaster, just merely register and I will immediately get right onto bringing you into the safety of our walls, filled with gems and treasures.

Sorry for the precaution, just that we have been experiencing some unwanted company of the distasteful (bleh) kind and I only wish to keep this place a place for us. To those who frequent without identity, I'm sorry, you'll surely be missed. But feel free to have a look at this wonderful background.

Love,

Your admin.